NOFX LYRICS

EP: "Stoke Extinguisher" (2013)

1.	Stoke Extinguisher
2.	The Shortest Pier
3.	I Believe In Goddess / Demo Version
4.	My Stepdad's A Cop And My Stepmom's A Domme
5.	Wore Out The Soles Of My Party Boots / 2012 Version
6.	New Year's Revolution

album: "Self Entitled" (2012)

1.	72 Hookers
2.	I Believe In Goddess
3.	Ronnie & Mags
4.	She Didn't Lose Her Baby
5.	Secret Society
6.	I, Fatty
7.	Cell Out
8.	Down With The Ship
9.	My Sycophant Others
10.	This Machine Is 4
11.	I've Got One Jealous Again, Again
12.	Xmas Has Been X'ed

album: "The Longest EP" (2010)

1.	The Death Of John Smith
2.	The Longest Line
3.	Stranded
4.	Remnants
5.	Kill All The White Man
6.	I Wanna Be An Alcoholic
7.	Perverted
8.	My Name Is Bud
9.	Hardcore 84
10.	War On Errorism Commercial
11.	13 Stitches / Acoustic
12.	Glass War
13.	Jaw, Knee, Music
14.	Concerns Of A GOP Neophyte
15.	Golden Boys
16.	You're Wrong
17.	Everything In Moderation (Especially Moderation)
18.	I Am Going To Hell For This One
19.	I've Become A Cliché
20.	Cokie The Clown
21.	Straight Outta Massachusetts
22.	Fermented And Flailing
23.	Codependence Day
24.	My Orphan Year / Acoustic
25.	S&M Airlines / 7" Version
26.	Dueling Retards / Instrumental
27.	On The Rag
28.	A200 Club
29.	Shut Up Already
30.	The Punk Song
31.	Johnny B. Goode / Hidden Track

album: "Coaster/Frisbee" (2009)

1.	We Called It America
2.	The Quitter
3.	First Call
4.	My Orphan Year
5.	Blasphemy (The Victimless Crime)
6.	Creeping Out Sara / Track #6 on CD (Coaster)
6.	Creeping Out Tegan / Track #6 on Vinyl (Frisbee)
7.	Eddie, Bruce And Paul
8.	Best God In Show
9.	Suits And Ladders
10.	The Agony Of Victory
11.	I Am An Alcoholic
12.	One Million Coasters

album: "Wolves In Wolves' Clothing" (2006)

1.	60%
2.	USA-Holes
3.	Seeing Double At The Triple Rock
4.	We March To The Beat Of An Indifferent Drum
5.	The Marxist Brothers
6.	The Man I Killed
7.	Benny Got Blowed Up
8.	Leaving Jesusland
9.	Getting High On The Down Low
10.	Cool And Unusual Punishment
11.	Wolves In Wolves' Clothing
12.	Cantado En Español
13.	100 Times Fuckeder
14.	Instant Crassic
15.	You Will Lose Faith
16.	One Celled Creature
17.	Door Nails
18.	60% (Reprise)

set of 7": "7 Inch Of The Month Club" (2005)

1.	Insulted By Germans (Again)
2.	Fan Mail
3.	Arming The Proletariat With Potato Guns
4.	I Am Going To Hell For This One
5.	There's No Fun In Fundamentalism
6.	Fungus
7.	I Am A Huge Fan Of Bad Religion
8.	Jamaica's Alright If You Like Homophobes
9.	No Way
10.	Getting High On The Down Low
11.	You're Wrong
12.	Leaving Jesusland
13.	Benny Got Blowed Up
14.	Teenage Punching Bag
15.	One Way Ticket To Fuckneckville
16.	Your Hubcaps Cost More Than My Car
17.	What Now Herb?
18.	California Über Alice
19.	All My Friends In New York
20.	I, Melvin
21.	You Will Lose Faith
22.	Last Night Was Really Fun?
23.	Cool And Unusual Punishment
24.	Civil Defense
25.	Golden Boys
26.	The Man I Killed

album: "War On Errorism" (2003)

1.	The Separation Of Church And Skate
2.	The Irrationality Of Rationality
3.	Franco Un-American
4.	Idiots Are Taking Over
5.	She's Nubs
6.	Mattersville
7.	Decom-Poseur
8.	Medio-Core
9.	Anarchy Camp
10.	American Errorist (I Hate Hate Haters)
11.	We Got Two Jealous Agains
12.	13 Stitches
13.	Re-gaining Unconsciousness
14.	Whoops, I OD'd

split: "BYO Split Series, Vol. III (NOFX/Rancid)" (2002)

See other songs from this split in: RANCID

album: "45 Or 46 Songs That Weren't Good Enough To Go On Our Other Records" (2002)

1.	Pimps And Hookers
2.	All Of Me
3.	We Threw Gasoline On The Fire And Now We Have Stumps For Arms And No Eyebrows
4.	Drugs Are Good
5.	Lower
6.	Forming
7.	Electricity
8.	Lazy
9.	The Plan
10.	Timmy The Turtle
11.	The Punk Song
12.	See Her Pee
13.	Zyclone B. Bathouse
14.	Last Caress
15.	Bath Of Least Resistance
16.	We Ain't Shit
17.	San Francisco Fat
18.	Vincent
19.	Pump Up The Valium
20.	Pods And Gods
21.	Eat The Meek / Dub Mix
22.	Thalidomide Child

EP: "Surfer" (2001)

1.	Fun Things To Fuck (If You're A Winner)
2.	Juice Head (Traditional)
3.	Three On Speed
4.	New Happy Birthday Song?
5.	Talking 'bout Yo' Momma
6.	Party Enema
7.	Can't Get The Stink Out
8.	Go To Work Wasted
9.	Fuck Da Kids
10.	Whoa On The Whoas
11.	Three Shits To The Wind
12.	Puke On Cops
13.	I Gotta Pee (Untraditional)
14.	Totally Fucked

album: "Pump Up The Valuum" (2000)

1.	And Now For Something Completely Similair
2.	Take Two Placebos And Call Me Lame
3.	What's The Matter With Parents Today?
4.	Dinosaurs Will Die
5.	Thank God It's Monday
6.	Clams Have Feelings Too (Actually They Don't)
7.	Louise
8.	Stranger Than Fishin'
9.	Pharmacists Daughter
10.	Bottles To The Ground
11.	Total Bummer
12.	My Vagina
13.	Herojuana
14.	Theme From A NOFX Album

EP: "The Decline" (1999)

1.	The Decline

album: "So Long And Thanks For All The Shoes" (1998)

1.	It's My Job To Keep Punk Rock Elite
2.	Kids Of The K-Hole
3.	Murder The Government
4.	Monosyllabic Girl
5.	180 Degrees
6.	All His Suits Are Torn
7.	All Outta Angst
8.	I'm Telling Tim
9.	Champs-élysées
10.	Dad's Bad News
11.	Kill The Rock Stars
12.	Eat The Meek
13.	The Desperation's Gone
14.	Flossing A Dead Horse / Instrumental
15.	Quart In Session
16.	Falling In Love

album: "Heavy Petting Zoo/Eating Lamb" (1996)

1.	Hobophobic
2.	Philthy Phil Philanthropist
3.	Freedom Lika Shopping Cart
4.	Bleeding Heart Disease
5.	Hot Dog In A Hallway
6.	Release The Hostages
7.	Liza
8.	What's The Matter With Kids Today?
9.	Love Story
10.	The Black And White
11.	Whatever Didi Wants
12.	August 8th
13.	Drop The World

EP: "Fuck The Kids" (1996)

1.	Fuck The Kids I
2.	Fuck The Kids II
3.	I'm Telling Tim
4.	Reagan Sucks
5.	Posuer
6.	My Name's Bud (And My Sister's Mary-Jane)
7.	Two On Glue
8.	Please Stop Fucking My Mom
9.	Murder The Government
10.	Stranger Than Fishin'
11.	Stupid Canadians
12.	Eric Melvin vs. PCP
13.	Always Hate Hippies

album: "Punk In Drublic" (1994)

album: "White Trash, Two Heebs, And A Bean" (1992)

1.	Soul Doubt
2.	Stickin In My Eye
3.	Bob
4.	You're Bleeding
5.	Straight Edge
6.	Liza & Louise
7.	The Bag
8.	Please Play This Song On The Radio
9.	Warm
10.	I Wanna Be Your Baby
11.	Johnny Appleseed
12.	She's Gone
13.	Buggley Eyes

album: "Maximum Rock 'n' Roll" (1992)

album: "Ribbed" (1991)

album: "S&M Airlines" (1989)

album: "Liberal Animation" (1988)

1.	Shut Up Already
2.	Freedumb
3.	Here Comes The Neighborhood
4.	A200 Club
5.	Sloppy English
6.	You Put Your Chocolate In My Peanut Butter
7.	Mr. Jones
8.	Vegetarian Mumbo Jumbo
9.	Beer Bong
10.	Piece
11.	I Live In A Cake
12.	No Problems
13.	On The Rag
14.	Truck Stop Blues

other songs:

	99 Red Balloons
	Backstage Passport
	Canada Has Better Heroin
	Champs Élysées (English Version)
	East Bay
	Germ Free Adolescents
	Guttermouth Is A Really Good Band
	Idiot Son Of An Asshole
	No More Lies / from "Let Them Know: The Story Of Youth Brigade And BYO Records" Compilation
	Nothing But A Nightmare
	Open Your Eyes
	Punk Rock Passport
	Spaghetti Motel / from Fat Club 7"
	Teenage Existentialist / from Split w/ The Spits
	The Greatest Country In The World
	We Don't Play Ska Anymore
	We're Bros

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