NOFX LYRICS

"New Boobs"

Something is lacking, I'm not attracting
My boobs are not as big as I want them to be
I want 36D

I'm not receiving enough affection
Gonna get me a silicon injection
And fulfill my dreams, bust outta my seams

My social life is pathetic, I can't find a man
When I need is cosmetic surgery
Be the best I can be

Proteins, and milkshakes, mass vitamin consumption
Who needs to diet when liposuction
is painless and quick, local anesthetic

Now my body is a model of flawless perfection
I most certainly will cause an erection
Wherever I go, but I still don't know

The reason why I can't find a mate
Guys I meet ejaculate
Then leave through the door,
I can't take anymore

New boobs- jugs
New boobs- jugs
New boobs- jugs
New boobs- jugs

(My Darling, I love you
And you know my love is true
But, sweetheart, something's come between us
And those new boobs just aren't you)

Thanks to Per Marius R. Skarstad for correcting these lyrics

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