THE VANDALS LYRICS

"Long Hair Queer"

Well I asked her about him, those long hair, and them curls
She said he's just a nice guy, likes to hang out with the girls
Well I didn't think twice about him - I just figured him for gay
Well I sure had him pegged right wrong he stole my girl away

Well I told her I don't give a damn Bon Jovi's finally here
I'm not about to miss the Laker game to see that long haired queer
But you go on ahead why don't you take that little freak
That was my first mistake - she didn't come back for a week

He's a long hair havin', back stabbin', lyin', cheatin', dirty little freakin'
Get along-with-the-girl-lookin' fool
Well that silly little freak, I'd like to give him a beatin'
Left me standin' here like a fool

She took me to a party where she said there'd be a few kegs
More like winecooler drinkin' make-up sportin' Bauhaus stickers with legs
"Have you heard Gene Loves Jezebel?" I said, "Ask me if I care,
All I know is Joni Loves Chachi," then I hit him with my chair

He's a long hair havin', back stabbin', lyin', cheatin', dirty little freakin'
Get along-with-the-girl-lookin' fool
Well that silly little freak, I'd like to give him a beatin'
Left me standin' here like a fool

So if your honey fancies hippies well here's all you need to know
Stay clear of L.A. Guns & Roses, take her to a Vandals show
Our suicidal bros will bum her out till she just can't hang
And you can party with a skinhead fox with little tiny bangs

He's a long hair havin', back stabbin', lyin', cheatin', dirty little freakin'
Get along-with-the-girl-lookin' fool
Well that silly little freak, I'd like to give him a beatin'
Left me standin' here like a fool

He's a long hair havin', back stabbin', lyin', cheatin', dirty little freakin'
Get along-with-the-girl-lookin' fool
Well that silly little freak, I'd like to give him a beatin'
Left me standin' here like a fool

He's a long hair havin', back stabbin', lyin', cheatin', dirty little freakin'
Get along-with-the-girl-lookin' fool
Well that silly little freak, I'd like to give him a beatin'
Left me standin' here like a fool

He's a long hair havin', back stabbin', lyin', cheatin', dirty little freakin'
Get along-with-the-girl-lookin' fool
I feel like yankin' out his curls for hangin' out with girls
Left me standin' here like a fool

Thanks to Lauren for correcting these lyrics

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