HOME GROWN LYRICS

"Christmas Crush"

Had a crush on Santa
Since I was 9 years old
But Santa why do you go?
Once a year you come visit me
Eat my cookies, leave presents
the same old routine

But now Santa I want something more
No presents are what this girl's asking for
Santa sleep with me tonight.Yeah!

I read these words in her diary
An invasion of my girlfriends privacy
I shouldn't have but I'm glad I did
Wonder what does she see in him
A big old tub of jelly with a double chin
He's older then my grandmother

And this Christmas I really desire
Sexual attraction for this holiday star
I've got a plan that you wouldn't believe
But I gotta act fast.It's Christmas Eve
It's Christmas Eve.It's Christmas Eve

Santa's suit is what I would get
And give my girlfriend a night that she'll never forget
And neither will I
Went through my closet and found a red robe
Made a beard out of cotton stuff
a shirt with pillows
And drove to my girls house

I slipped down the chimny
And to my dismay I saw Santa and her in red lingerie
And in between all the moans and groans
I heard her say
O Santa! O Santa!
She Santa I miss you, I love you
I wish you would stay home forever with me
Santa I knew you were coming to town
But tonight your coming with me
Santa, get off of my girlfriend
get off of my girlfriend
get off of my girlfriend

Thanks to paul for these lyrics

Thanks to erin for correcting these lyrics

Submit Corrections

Punk Lyrics | H | HOME GROWN