THE LAWRENCE ARMS LYRICS

 

Album: "A Guided Tour Of Chicago" (1999)

1.	An Evening Of Extraordinary Circumstance
2.	Kevin Costner's Casino
3.	A Guided Tour Of Chicago
4.	Take One Down And Pass It Around
5.	One Day, We're All Gonna Weigh 400 Lbs
6.	Northside, The L&L, And Any Number Of Crappy Apartments
7.	Smokestacks
8.	Detention
9.	Uptown Free Radio
10.	Eighteen Inches

 

Album: "Ghost Stories" (2000)

1.	Sixteen Hours
2.	Chicago Is Burning ...
3.	Turnstiles
4.	Asa Phelps Is Dead
5.	All The Week
6.	The Old-Timer's 2x4
7.	Here Comes The Neighbourhood
8.	Light Breathing (Me And Martha Plimpton In A Fancy Elevator)
9.	Ghost Stories
10.	106 South
11.	Minute
12.	The Last One
13.	Ol' Mexico Way / Hidden Track
14.	Faintly Falling Ashes / Hidden Track
15.	Heaven Help Me / Hidden Track

 

Split: "Present Day Memories (The Lawrence Arms/The Chinkees)" (2001)

1.	Quincentuple Your Money
2.	100 Resolutions
3.	There's No Place Like A Stranger's Floor
4.	Hey, What Time Is "Pensacola: Wings Of Gold" On Anyway?

 

Split: "Shady View Terrace/The Lawrence Arms" (2001)

7.	A Boring Story
8.	Faintly Falling Ashes
9.	A Toast
10.	Nebraska
11.	Another Boring Story

 

Album: "Apathy And Exhaustion" (2002)

1.	Porno And Snuff Films
2.	The First Eviction Notice
3.	Navigating The Windward Passage
4.	Your Gravest Words
5.	Boatless Booze Cruise (Part 1)
6.	Brickwall Views
7.	The Corpses Of Our Motivations
8.	"I'll Take What's In The Box, Monty"
9.	Right As Rain (Part 2)
10.	3AM QVC Shopping Spree Hangover
11.	Abracadaver

 

Album: "The Greatest Story Ever Told" (2003)

1.	Introduction (The Ramblin' Boys Of Pleasure Sing The Hobo Clown Chorus)
2.	The Raw And Searing Flesh
3.	On With The Show
4.	Drunk Mouth Kitchen Smile
5.	Alert The Audience!
6.	Fireflies
7.	The March Of The Elephants
8.	Chapter 13: The Hero Appears
9.	Hesitation Station
10.	The Revisionist
11.	The Ramblin' Boys Of Pleasure
12.	A Wishful Puppeteer
13.	The Disaster March
14.	Outro (Hobo Reprise)

 

Album: "Oh! Calcutta!" (2006)

1.	The Devil's Takin' Names
2.	Cut It Up
3.	Great Lakes/Great Escapes
4.	Recovering The Opposable Thumb
5.	Beyond The Embarrassing Style
6.	Are You There, Margaret? It's Me, God
7.	Jumping The Shark
8.	Lose Your Illusion 1
9.	Requiem Revisited
10.	Key To The City
11.	Old Dogs Never Die
12.	Like A Record Player
13.	Warped Summer Extravaganza (Major Excellent) / Hidden Track

 

EP: "Buttsweat And Tears" (2009)

1.	Spit Shining Shit
2.	The Slowest Drink At The Saddest Bar On The Snowiest Day In The Greatest City
3.	Them Angels Been Talkin’
4.	Demons / Digital Release Only
5.	The Redness In The West

 

Other songs:

	Criminal
	Intransit
	Necrotism: Decanting the Insalubrious (Cyborg Midnight) Part 7
	Overheated
	Presenting: The Dancing Machine
	The Rabbit And The Rooster / "Oh! Calcutta!" B-Side (iTunes Exclusive)
	Traditional / from "Experiments in Audio Rocketry" Compilation
	Where Are You Going, Where Have You Been