TOY DOLLS LYRICS

EP: "The Toy Dolls" (1981)

1.	Tommy Kowey's Car
2.	I've Got Asthma
3.	Everybody Jitterbug
4.	She's A Worky Ticket
5.	Teenager In Love

album: "Dig That Groove Baby" (1983)

2.	Dig That Groove Baby
3.	Dougy Giro
4.	Spiders In The Dressing Room
5.	Glenda And The Test Tube Baby
6.	Up The Garden Path
7.	Nellie The Elephant
8.	Poor Davey
9.	Stay Mellow
10.	Queen Alexandra Road Is Where She Said She'd Be But Was She There To Meet Me? No Chance
11.	Worse Things Happen At Sea
12.	Blue Suede Shoes
13.	Firey Jack

album: "A Far Out Disc" (1985)

2.	She Goes To Finos
4.	Modern School Of Motoring
5.	Carol Dodds Is Pregnant
6.	You And A Box Of Handkerchiefs
7.	Bless You My Son
8.	My Girlfriend's Dad's A Vicar
9.	Come Back Jackie
10.	Do You Want To Finish Or What?
13.	We're Mad

album: "Idle Gossip" (1986)

1.	Idle Gossip
2.	Do You Wanna Be Like Dougy Bell?
3.	The Lambrusco Kid
4.	You Won't Be Merry On A North Sea Ferry
5.	Harry Cross (A Tribute To Edna)
6.	Geordie's Gone To Jail
7.	Silly Billy
8.	If You're In A Pop Group You'll End Up Paying A Fortune Practicing At Peter Practice's Practice Place
9.	Pc Stoker
10.	I Tried To Trust Tracey
11.	Keith's A Thief
12.	I'll Get Even With Steven (Steve Is Tender)

album: "Singles 83/84 [mini]" (1986)

1.	Cheerio & Toodle Pip
2.	H.O.
3.	Alfie From The Bronx
4.	Hanky Panky
5.	We're Mad
6.	Rupert The Bear
7.	Deidrie's A Slag

album: "Bare Faced Cheek" (1987)

1.	Bare Faced Cheek
2.	Yul Brynner Was A Skinhead
3.	How Do You Deal With Neal?
4.	Howza Bouta Kiss Babe??!
5.	Fisticuffs In Frederick Street
6.	A. Diamond
7.	Quick To Quit The Quentin
8.	Nowt Can Compare To Sunderland Fine Fare
9.	Neville Is A Nerd
10.	Park Lane Punch Up
11.	The Ashbrooke Launderette.... You'll Stink, Your Clothes Shrink, Your White'sll Be As Black As Ink

album: "Wakey Wakey" (1989)

1.	Lester Fiddled The Tax Man
2.	Pot Belly Bill
3.	One Night In Moscow (& We'll Be Russian Home!)
4.	Cloughy Is A Bootboy!
5.	Davey's Took The Plunge
6.	There's A Trollop Up Elmwood Street
7.	No Particular Place To Go
8.	Poverty Pleadin' Peter
9.	Blaze Of The Borough

album: "Fat Bob's Feet" (1990)

1.	Fat Bob's Feet
2.	We Quit The Cavalry
3.	The Sphinx Stinks
4.	Rodney's Memory
5.	Bitten By A Bed Bug!
6.	Kids In Tyne & Wear
7.	Frankie's Got The Blues
8.	A Bunch O'Fairies
9.	Yellow Burt
10.	Back In '79
11.	The Coppers Copt Ken's Cash
12.	Turtle Crazy

album: "Absurd-Ditties" (1993)

1.	I'm A Telly Addict!
2.	"Terry Talking"
3.	Ernie Had An Hernia
4.	My Wife's A Psychopath!
5.	Sod The Neighbours
6.	Melancholy Margaret
7.	Alecs Gone
8.	When You're Jimmy Saville
9.	Caught Up The Reeperbahn!
10.	Dez The Demon Decorator

album: "Orcastrated" (1995)

2.	Poltergeist In The Pantry
3.	Please Release Me / "Darling I Loathe You"
4.	Taken For A Mug
5.	Any Dream Will Do
6.	Harry's Hands
7.	David's XR2
8.	Pot Luck Percy
9.	Ivy's Lurid Lips
10.	The Psychosurgery
11.	Ron Dixon Dumped D-D
12.	Lazy Sunday Afternoon
13.	Bowling Barmy

album: "One More Megabyte" (1997)

2.	One More Megabyte
3.	I'm A Lonely Bastard
4.	She's A Leech
5.	Me 'N' John Williams
6.	She'll Be Back With Keith Someday
7.	I'm Gonna Be 500 Miles
8.	Bachelor Boy/When Gary Married Melanie
9.	Fred Oliver
10.	In Tommy's Head
11.	Bored Housewife
12.	The Memory Of Nobby
13.	The Devil Went Down To Georgia (Scunthorpe)

album: "Anniversary Anthems" (2000)

1.	Anniversary Waltz
2.	My Baby Is A Battleaxe
3.	Her With A Hoover
4.	Alec's Back
5.	Dorkamania
6.	Audrey's Alone At Least
8.	Charlie's Watching
9.	I Wish My Eyes Were Ernies
10.	Livin' On Newton Hall
11.	What She Had With Huey
12.	I've Had Enough O'Magaluf
13.	Livin La Vida Loca
15.	We're 21 Today

album: "Our Last Album?" (2004)

1.	Our Last Intro?
2.	The Death Of Barry The Roofer With Vertigo
3.	Cheatin' Chick Form China
4.	Davey's Days
5.	No One Knew The Real Emu
6.	I Gave My Heart To A Slag Called Sharon From Whitley Bay
7.	Jeans Been
8.	Rita's Innocent
9.	She's So Modern
10.	Chenky Is A Puff
11.	I Caught It From Camilla
12.	Our Last Outro?
13.	The Final Countdown
14.	Tony Talks Tripe
15.	Yul Bryner Was A Skinhead
16.	Thank You Too

other songs:

	Griefsville
	I Can See You
	James Bond Lives Down Our Street
	Olga I Cannot