THE SAVAGE RANDYS LYRICS

"Thunderbox"

"Blast away, relieve yourself today"
"Blast away," to lose the weight
"Blast away, go all the way"
"Blast away," what I just ate

I stumble to the kitchen to prepare a hearty meal
An epic ton of food to surely make me want to keel
A feast to satisfy my bodys need to be a lard
And fill my veins with grease until I turn into a tard
But then this gut is aching to release a massive pain
Of everything digested, which this body can't sustain
I wobble and I hobble, and I wiggle while I curse
To thunderbox, "away," because my bowel's gonna burst!

"Blast away, relieve yourself today"
"Blast away," to lose the weight
"Blast away, go all the way"
"Blast away," what I just ate

I feel a cramp becoming like a fist inside my gut
That wants to dragon punch right through and decimate my butt
Sprinting through the house when I begin to prairie dog
Lincoln would be proud to build a cabin with this log
I reach my last opponent 'fore I deuce upon the floor
Like Hulk Hogan, my big boot smashes through the fucking door
Looking down, while dropping trou', I notice with a glance,
The effort's been a waste, 'cuz I already shit my pants

"Blast away! Hey! Hey!"
"Blast away!"
"Blast away! Hey! Hey!"
"Blast away!"

Thanks to SmitheHigginsIII for these lyrics

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