"The Highly Effective Love Song" lyrics


THE MAX LEVINE ENSEMBLE LYRICS

"The Highly Effective Love Song"

Well, any fool knows how to win the undying affection of a girl.
Evangelize your true love, write a ballad, and then promise her the world.
And you say "Darlin', I am down on my knees"
A projection of the actions that you'd like to receive
And if she's got any self respect, she'll just stand up and leave.

Get on stage and read a list of reasons you think she should be with you
Insulting her intelligence as if she hadn't thought the whole thing through
As if her lack of interest stems from nothing you've done wrong
And your sympathy is waiting in your viscous love song
And she will be so flattered that it shouldn't take too long
If you catch my meaning...

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