"Colorado Joe/Leningrad Vlad"
His name is Mexico Dave, he can steal and he can slave
In his third world debt that's as much as he can get.
USA Ray has a war on reds In his sick society rage, that rage never ends.
USSR, USA, they're so gay.
His name is Afghanistan Sam, has every right to free his land.
Idaho Joe in South America, this is different, this is America.
Too near his Texas home, it's no place for young Chuck to grow.
Vladimir has a cause of his own, strategic missile, strategic home.