HARD SKIN LYRICS

"That's Bollocks Mate"

You know the sort – he's got the gift of the gob
He holds court in the local pub
He robbed a bank with a fuck off machete
Banged a bird all night while eating spaghetti

Drank with the Krays – drank Lager top
Beat Tyson in a fight – Left him to rot
Helped the pigs with a roadblock
Criminal record as long as my cock

One – that's total bullshit
Two – you've got man tits
Three – you're the one that I hate
Four – that's bollocks mate

He gives your earache like he was your bird
Eats cheese and onion crisps – smelly breath turd
Darts with Phil the Power – got 180
Starred in a porno – came out on DVD
Ice to the Eskimos – coal to the Welsh
Came within an inch of shagging Raquel Welch
Took Ecstasy every day for a year
Sucked off a man – I ain't even queer

Thanks to millen for these lyrics

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