THE CAPED CRUSADERS LYRICS

"My Roommate Sucks!"

I think I’ve got a problem
It just came walking through my door
Carrying a pillow
With clothes laid out all over my floor
So I was quick to ask him
What the Hell are you doing in my room?
He said “I’m your new roommate
And I’m your new friend”
God, I hate him
I think I’m in denial
Saying he does not exist
I know that it can’t last long
And I’m always cleaning up his mess
Tying up the phone line
And always playing that stupid game
I really hope he suffers
‘Cause I know that he’ll be suffering

If you don’t die soon I’ll kill myself
Anything to get me out
When I get home
I pray you’re not there
Treasure the time that we share
‘Cause if you don’t come back
I’ll never care
Just please stay out of my life

The I saw the problem
I should cut off his head and roll it down the street
I think it’s kinda funny
For him to see his head disconnected from his feet
I still gotta stay cool
That’s what I try to tell myself
Just this one life sentence and I’ll be out of this cell

If you don’t die soon I’ll kill myself
Anything to get me out
When I get home
I pray you’re not there
Treasure the time that we share
‘Cause if you don’t come back
I’ll never care
Just please stay out of my life

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