THE BRIEFS LYRICS

"Shoplifting At Macy's"

These are the things that belong to me
Nothing that's worth five dollars you see
I needed something of value
I needed money for drugs and food

I got caught shoplifting at Macy's
I got caught shoplifting at Macy's
Oh no

Hand on my shoulder a voice so stern
I tried to run cause I never learn
There go my plans for the afternoon
I'm in a chair in the manager's room

I got caught shoplifting at Macy's
They said this merchandise ain't for free
Oh no

They say son your quite moronic
Why don't you try something honest
I said that I'd do my best
If they would not make an arrest
Oh well oh well oh well ohh oh oh

But this is not the first time oh no
they've got my records from other stores
I will be labeled habitual
And it is off to the clink I'll go

Thanks to Parag0n, savannah for correcting these lyrics

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