THE A.K.S LYRICS

"Future Classics"

The yoga induced shits are becoming
More and more pleasant
I mean, that just works the shit down
And prepares it for expulsion

[Chorus:]
So when you sit down it pokes its head out and says good day
Oi oi oi oi
Without a fight and then spews forth effortlessly
Oi oi oi oi
It is da shizznit quite literally
Oi oi oi oi
The yoga makes me shit (pause) effortlessly!

I got a rash between my cheeks
Oh it's burning
I rubbed a poison ivy vine
Up there between them

[Chorus]

I've been to the bathroom ten times
Something is not right
I weighed myself after shitting
I shat a 10 pounder

[Chorus]
(everyone chanting til fade)
Effort! less! ly!
Effort! less! ly!
Effort! less! ly!

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