PLOW UNITED LYRICS

"Is Wrestling Fixed?"

The ambulance sirens rang
As they wheeled her to the stand
Feathered, tarred and handcuffed
To a stretcher

The doctor's diagnosis
Was multiple sclerosis
An open and shut hopeless
Fucking case

The wheels of justice turned
'Til the tires were bald and burned
And when they all adjourned
I asked myself:

Am I un-H-A-P-P-Y?
Does a newborn baby cry?
Did Elvis really die?
Then I said to myself:

"Self? Is wrestling fixed?"

Am I un-H-A-P-P-Y?
Does a newborn baby cry?
Did Elvis really die?
Did Little Red Riding Hood wear a hood?
Did 3 bears shit in the woods?
Was Humpty Dumpty fat?
Does the Pope wear a funny hat?

Is wrestling fixed?

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